I want to say right now that I do not like Hillary Clinton. While I thought that her husband, despite his extracurricular activities, was a good president, I shudder at the thought of the New York Senator taking the helm of the most powerful country in the world. It seems that many pro-Hillary citizens are more concerned with getting a woman, any woman, into the Oval Office (a problem, I might add, that Billy C never had). I just don't think she'll make a good president, or at least, not as good a president as Barack Obama, John McCain, or even Rudy Guiliani.
That being said, I think that the Washington Post needs to seriously reconsider their journalistic standards, for this reason:
Regardless of what you think of Hillary, you cannot deny that she would never use her, er...sexuality...to get the vote, because I'm pretty sure that 98% or so of American males would find that to be deeply traumatizing. Besides, she definitely would have run that idea by Bill...you all remember Bill, right? How do you think that conversation would go?
Hillary: Bill, I really want to reach out to the male voters of America...what do you think about me maybe showing a little skin during my next couple of speeches?
Bill: (incomprehensible sputtering that sounds like badly-stifled outbursts of raucous laughter)
Seriously, what the eff is next, the Dennis Kucinich sex tape?
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